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It took Dib 20 minutes longer than usual to get to his house, but it seemed much longer than even that. Each step had been torture since pretty much every human was staring at the high alien; even though half of them looked much weirder.

Dib opened the door to the Membrane household then tugged the alien inside. He finally relieved Zim of the trench coat wrapped around his head after he'd closed the door. He sighed in relief that had been much harder than he'd expected. The human walked over to the couch to sit down, completely content with letting Zim do whatever until he wasn't high anymore.

"Where are the snacks?!" Zim yelled right before Dib could sit down.

Dib let out another sigh, though this time it was more aggravated. "They're in the kitchen." He replied gently.

"Can we watch a MOVIE?!" Zim asked suddenly becoming very hyper once more.

"Fine…what do you want to watch?" Dib asked, rubbing at his temples agitatedly. He felt like he was babysitting a 5 year old.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm." Zim sounded, drawing out the noise as he rubbed at his chin in thought. "Oh oh oh, I know!" He shouted jumping up and down. "The one with the big headed lady that's all like 'bring me the pig!'" He yelled loudly.

Dib was slightly puzzled before he realized that the alien was talking about the new Alice in Wonderland. He was perfectly okay with it; in fact he was pretty sure that the talking rabbit was really possessed. "Okay, I have it so we can watch it. Do you want to make popcorn? Oh, wait that's a bad idea you'd probably burn it."

"Zim will not burn the porn of copping." He yelled loudly, not realizing that his mix up had been rather noticeable. "I shall make it and prove that I will not burn it!" The alien screamed before marching rather dizzily off into the kitchen.

Dib held back a small laugh, it was probably better not to argue with the alien anyway. He went back to looking for the movie and found it easily seeing as Gaz had rearranged everything electronic to her liking…which was in alphabetical order. He popped the movie in then sat down as the FBI warning flashed onto the screen, staying on for an exceedingly long time that still wasn't long enough to actually read the whole thing unless you were super human.


Zim stepped back into the room holding two separate bowls of popcorn. He sat down with them, before shrieking at the FBI warning. "THEY'VE INFILTRATED OUR BASES, DUCK COVER DUCK COVER DUCK AND FUDGING COVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Amazingly he set down the bowls of popcorn before running around in terror.

Dib stood up, catching the alien in an awkward hug before asking, "What the hell is wrong with you…other than the obvious?"

"The FBI they wants to take over my bases!" He flailed his arms before quickly settling down and nuzzling his face against Dib's chest. His antennae went lax as he got comfortable; he'd completely forgotten the FBI "threat".

Dib was confused, and he quickly took the alien back to the couch to sit him down. He then picked up the closest popcorn bowl to him before fast forwarding to the movie. Okay the drugs were definably affecting the alien's judgment.

The alien's antennae shot up when the contact was lost and he made a pouty face before snatching up his bowl of popcorn and chomping down on it noisily.

They both sat quietly through the first 5 minutes or so of the movie munching on their popcorn separately before Dib suddenly hurled his popcorn at the TV letting out a loud scream. Zim soon joined in and they were both freaking out over nothing in particular. The ecstacy Zim had snuck into Dib's popcorn was taking effect.

"THERE'S RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!!!!" Dib screamed batting at the air in panic, "THEY'RE EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!"

"I KNOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" Zim screamed back flailing his arms to keep away the advancing rainbows.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" They both screamed in unison before getting up and running in circles.

"SHUT UP DOWN THERE!" Gaz screamed from upstairs. That shut both of them up and they looked upward in terror.

"We've agitated the purple haired hyuuuuuman." Zim said in a hushed voice.

"Yeah, we should go somewhere else, maybe the rainbows won't be there." Dib replied looking around fearfully.

"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah." Zim drew out the syllable, "but where?"

"My room?" Dib asked glancing over at the alien, whose antennae were currently twitching violently.

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuure, what could go wrong?" Zim replied grinning.
Oh noes not another one!!!!!

Lol I was haning out with :iconfriwl: again, I need to hang out with her more often because she keeps giving me inspiration x]

This wasn't the original idea but hell it's pretty close...


I don't own IZ characters they belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and his ill prone belly
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TADtheAngelofDeath Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
X'''D I CANT BREATHHHHHEE
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Imagine2Fangirl Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
O.o speechless
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ZimVader0017 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, boy. This is going to be a crazy night huh? :XD:
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ponyvilleraver Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
THERE'S RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!!!!" Dib screamed batting at the air in panic, "THEY'RE EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!"

"I KNOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" Zim screamed back flailing his arms to keep away the advancing rainbows.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahah! cant breath, too funny :iconpervydibplz: i LOVE druged Dib :)
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MangaIzMaiLife Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Student
The Fudge Dib!? Lol Suuuuurrrrr, what could go wrong? Last Words!
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IrkenConfederate Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Gee, where's this going?
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:iconcatacoons:
catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There needs to be a seven :D
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
I sadly don't think I'll be continuing this one, I have more worthwhile projects happening right now.
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww... :( :saddummy:
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
Sorry, this was just a little funny fic I decided to do, didn't expect it to get so popular lol.
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you shood still make a seventh ... :saddummy:
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
I used to have a bit of it finished, but it was lost when my last computer was eaten alive by viruses.
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cant you try to remember how to do it so you can re-make it? Or just make it up off the top of your head? ... MAYBE... If you wanted i could try to maybe "take over" the series ... IF you wanted ... or cared for it anymore ... But, if you are just gonna leave it there that's fine ...

:empllama::emplllama:

LAZER FIGTHING LLAMAS?! OMG! :D :meow:
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
If you'd like to take it over you can go ahead, when you post up the next chapter go ahead and message me and I'll link to it :D
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invaderliz1 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011
ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! there's rainbows everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!! XD
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Adri629 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Writer
I know EACXTLY were this story is heading
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
Lol, but sadly I haven't gotten off my lazy butt to write it...darn my poor butt
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dogsinaskirt Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
i want part 7 *whines* :iconcryingplz:
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiatonasy said i could write #7. So i did... like i said as comment, i dont care if no one likes ... doesnt matter to me :XD: :dummy:

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PIECE(s) [of my heart are breaking]
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G0THICRAGD0LL Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
u said "porn of copping"
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I Didn't even notice that until now ... O.O' Ahem ... LOL that's funny XD
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
I know what I put lol
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G0THICRAGD0LL Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
:iconiseeplz:
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Flying-Toast13 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
Drugs are wounderful ! Lol
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Akatsuki-Kirai101 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
Oh god, you must update XDDD
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
ATTACK OF LUV!!!
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Akatsuki-Kirai101 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
EMBRACE THE RAINBOWS!!!
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
I shall!
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Akatsuki-Kirai101 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
YES!
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InvaderAmi Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010
I can't wait for more! ^ ^
:moarplz:
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Tallest-Ariva Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"Zim will not burn the porn of copping." He yelled loudly, not realizing that his mix up had been rather noticeable.
:XD: Oh Zim...
"THEY'VE INFILTRATED OUR BASES, DUCK COVER DUCK COVER DUCK AND FUDGING COVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
You do not have any idea how hard I was cracking up when I got to that part. And then when Dib got high too and started freaking out about the rainbows... Oh mah gawd. :rofl:
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
Lol I know it's silly x]
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Tallest-Ariva Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Are you going to post anymore chapters? :p
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
Idk I'm working on Always right now.
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Tallest-Ariva Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, okay. :D
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I Like your signature ... It's from skyrim, I Don't even play that game and i know that ... >.> I Hate my brother and him never sharing ... :'(
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Tallest-Ariva Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks. :D I do play Skyrim, but yeah... I hate all the freakin' arrow to the knee comments. They're everwhere.
I heard a guard say the actual line to me. I was so tempted to transform into a werewolf and slaughter the town, but I refrained. DX
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catacoons Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL OMG IF U DID THAT ... (and if i were there ... :O_o: I'm not a stalker ... Heh heh heh ...) I WOULD BE LIKE ... "OMG LOL *laughs and laughs and laughs ... laughs so much starts to cry*" Yea ... :D :XD: :meow: I like kitties :D :XD: My brother has heard like ... 20 guards say that to him, and he has said recently ... something like "If i hear one more 'arrow to the knee' comment from the guards, i'm gonna kill them..." and i was thinking "DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!! YEAAA!!!! :XD:"
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Nemisis13 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
lmao! beautiful!
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InvaderZim98 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
High Zim is hilarious!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
I know right!
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JackSpiserFanGirl Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
MOORRREEEE!!!!
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Noxyth Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i think i had a school day like this once... not the jooses part... but the rainbows were definitely there.
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
XD you stoner! Why're you reading the yaoi in my galler?!
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zagrLOVER Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
RAINBOOOOOOOWS!!! EVERYWHERRRREEE!
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
Yes they're all over!
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zagrLOVER Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
omg!! ALL OVERRR! THERE ARE EVEN IN MY SHIRT! ;D
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
QUICK TAKE IT OFF XD
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zagrLOVER Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
(TAKES OFF SHIRT) OMG THEY ARE IN UR SHIRT 2! o_o
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
XD I have weird watchers
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