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        Tallest Purple lounged on his usual chair staring boredly at the ceiling. "Why is being tallest suddenly so boring, Red?" He asked the other tallest, who was currently hovering next to the control panel.

        Tallest Red tapped at his lower lip with a claw as he thought. He couldn't think of anything, usually being tallest was exciting but today just turned out to be slow. "Maybe we're not torturing the shorters enough." He said finally after a long pause.

        "Nah, we've done that today but it's just not fun anymore." Purple grumbled rolling to his side to look at Red. "But something's missing…did we run maintenance on the massive?" he asked, his left "eyebrow" raising.

        "Yes, we did." Red sighed leaning against the nearby wall out of boredom. "Something IS missing, but I don't know what." The first in command tapped at his chin a moment then let out an exasperated sigh tugging at his antennae. "Why can't I remember?!"

        Purple stood from his chair gliding over to the other tallest. "Don't do that Red." He said, stroking a claw up one of the other's antennae. "You might hurt yourself. Plus you'll probably remember soon anyway."

        Tallest Red lowered his claws letting out a soft purr as the antenna receiving attention twitched. He loved it when Purple did that, it always calmed him down when he was throwing a tantrum…that is unless it was Zim related. Red's eyes flew open and both of his antennae perked up immediately. "I remembered what's missing!" He yelled happily.

        "And what would that be?" Tallest Purple asked his claw lowering down to Red's shoulder.

        Red didn't answer, he simply hovered over to the control panel grinning evily as he typed in the number. "Let's have a little fun with Zim, just play along."

        Purple soon followed sporting an evil grin of his own.



        It was around midnight on a certain dirt-ball planet and everyone on the dark side of the planet was asleep; everyone except Zim that is. The irken sat in his lower base tapping his claws against a lab table covered in assorted chemicals. He was trying to make a new substance that when added to water made it non-toxic for his kind.

        "Incoming transmission." His computer voiced in a bored tone, the screen lighting up with the invader logo.

        "Computer, state where the transmission is coming from." Zim replied standing up straight as he approached the screen.

        "Transmission's source is The Massive." The computer said simply.

        Zim's eyes widened and he quickly answered the call manually, bowing down respectfully when Red and Purple came on the screen. "What a pleasant surprise, My Tallests." He said as he straightened once more.

        "You didn't submit your mission progress today, Zim." Red replied, looking down at the smaller irken accusingly.

        "I-I apologize my tallests." Zim replied quickly, bowing once more.

        "But, that's quite alright because as of now you have a new mission." Purple cut in, holding back convulsive giggles.

        "M-My tallest?" Zim asked confusedly as he stood up straight once more.

        "Until you can collect a pince of human reproductive joos your invading mission is suspended." Purple said as calmly as he could, and Red almost lost it, covering his mouth with his hand to keep from laughing.

        "B-But." Zim yelped his eyes widening. How would he get such a thing as human reproductive joos?!

        "No buts Zim." Red said after he was done with his mini giggle fit.

        "Yes my tallest." Zim replied, his antennae going limp against his skull as the transmission was cut.
Okay a pince is a measurement I made up it's approximatly 1 1/2 cups x]

You may now commence with your "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KIA?!" Comments ^.^

I do not own invader zim characters that's jhonen's job.

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ilovewolfz Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student Interface Designer
hahaha this is hysterical!! human reproductive joos?! bwahahaha!!!
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Adri629 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Writer
LOL the tallest are so mean. If this is going were i think it's going then poor Dib
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
Lol there are more chapters than just this one.
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INVADERzimRULESall Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student General Artist
ITS JENIOUS!
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RubyisQween Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Student Interface Designer
wait isn't the 'massive' called the armota? i really dunno how to spell that!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
The Armada, and that's the fleet that travels with the Massive
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RubyisQween Featured By Owner May 19, 2011  Student Interface Designer
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh okay thanks!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
Welcome :)
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RubyisQween Featured By Owner May 19, 2011  Student Interface Designer
=)
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Akatsuki-Kirai101 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
Oh god xD
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towngurl Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
Manga go bye bye?
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
Idk you'd have to ask the person writing it, I think they moved accounts
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WastelandGhost Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010
lol this is going to turn out well
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Nemisis13 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
lmao! oh no! hmmm...i think i knw some one who could help him...<3
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InvaderZim98 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
THATS FLIPPEN BRILLIANT! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
YAY FOR FLIPPIN BRILLIANCE!
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InvaderZim98 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
XDXDXD
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deviluv123 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i must see more of this master peace!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010
Check my gallery =D It's under Yaoi
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deviluv123 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!thank you im going now 2 see it!
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rejectsuperstar Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2010
HOLYYYY GOD this premise is genius!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010
Lol, thanks. I got the idea when I was hyped up on coffee sooo HOORAY FOR CRACK PAIRING COFFEE IDEAS!
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InvaderZim98 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
HOORAY FOR COFFEE! (Oddly enough, i get all my best idea's when i drink coffee and i'm only twelve! XD)
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
Me too..I should drink more coffee
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rejectsuperstar Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010
*hands you another cup*

Yesterday, while I was hyped up on coffee during a mind-numbingly boring Japanese HS graduation...I sat there in my hakama and focused my digruntled energy into the sky. The sky darkened, and a thunderstorm and torrents of rain followed. I seriously thought I was like Storm from the X-Men.

Moral of the day: coffee gives us superpowers.
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010
SWEET!
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Fenfang Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010
Lolz...My tallest are thinking now! Yay for this awsomely written fic! :iconpervplz: Cant wait to see what happens! <3
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010
Lol
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tophis1 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
lol. How did RED know?! roflmfao!
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
About what? The Zim thing?

The comment beforehand was kinda going along the lines of his thoughts without me having to go "he thought to himself"
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tophis1 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
human reproductive joos.
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
He guessed that they had it... *cough* Because I'm pretty sure that irkens have it to so they'd guess that humans had it too >.>
<.<
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tophis1 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
but they're test tube babys/smeeties. So the wouldnt need it. o.O
whatever. Theres no logic in Zadr. Im sorry
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Doesn't mean they didn't do it before *flails* I SHALL FIND LOGIC!
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tophis1 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Gah! *avoids being hit by flailing arms*
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
Oops sorreh
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HettyBobcat Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:) That's a lot of reproductive joos. :D
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
xD yup that means multiple harvestings

Zim: -.-'
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rejectsuperstar Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2010
LOL at "multiple harvestings"
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HettyBobcat Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Oh yeah. :D :iconhurhurplz:
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
Lol
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Hione Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! > w < POOR ZIM! Lols, I always loved Red and Purple's calls. xDDDD Specially the puppet one! > w < They're so dang awesome! Lols, way to go, Tallest!!!!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
I LOVED THE PUPPET ONE!!! and how purples puppets head fell off XD

Woah that's a tongue twister purples puppets purples puppets purples puppets xD
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Hione Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
That was effing amazing. XDDD

Woah, that is hard to say. @_@
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:iconkiatonasy:
Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
It was so completely epic XD (I'm working on the next part of the story now)
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Hione Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
8DDDD YOU MEAN ZIMMY REALLY HAS TO GET IT AND I GET TO SEE?!?!! :iconretardiloveitplz: Oh mai!
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
Lol but it might take a while right now it's just a bunch of funny stuff happening
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Hione Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
That's OK. :3 Look forward to it! <3
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Kiatonasy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
Done ^.^
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